Dylan Lamb · Founder
Your next clients,
found on autopilot.
Hey, I'm Dylan. I built Ascension OS, an AI client-acquisition engine that finds local businesses, checks who's actually reachable, writes the pitch and lines up who to call. I run my own business on it every day.
Formerly Lamb Ascension. Same guy, sharper system.
What Ascension OS does
The boring half of getting clients, handled.
Find
Pulls local businesses that fit, then enriches them with real phone and email so the list isn't full of dead ends.
Prioritize
Sorts out who's contactable and who's the best fit, and puts the call-ready ones up top with a short brief on each.
Reach out
Drafts a tailored pitch per business. Nothing goes out without approval, and there's suppression and cooldown built in so nobody gets spammed.
Work with me
Two easy ways to start.
Website audit
Send me your site and I'll go through speed, mobile, SEO basics and anything costing you leads, then send back a ranked list of what I'd fix. No strings.
- Speed & Lighthouse check
- Mobile layout and calls to action
- Plain-English fix list
Shorts Pipeline Kit
The exact setup behind my daily Shorts. Write a tiny JSON script, run one command, get a captioned 1080×1920 Short and thumbnail in about a minute.
- Voiceover, code cards, word-by-word captions
- Python + ffmpeg, free tools, no API keys
- Prompts and publish checklist included
Proof, not promises
I use it on myself first.
Ascension OS runs my job search, my business and my content on an hourly loop. Here's what it actually did:
The lesson: automation doesn't replace judgment. It clears the busywork so my time goes into building, deciding and talking to people.
Case studies
Things I've actually built.
Lamb Ascension Engine
A client-finding system for local businesses. I shipped contact routing, free contact enrichment and a Best Fit sort, so the warmest leads land at the top of the list instead of getting buried.
Hearth
A cozy social app I'm building with a small team of AI agents. Recent work: invite flow, notifications, marketplace groups and home clips, each on its own branch with a build and lint check before merge.
Store speed audits
I audited three local Shopify stores. Mobile scores ran from 30 to 79, and the main product image took 4 to 19 seconds to show up. Each owner gets a plain-English fix list and a short walkthrough.
Want me to look at your site?
Shoot me an email with your link. I'll reply myself, usually within a day.
Dylanlamb000@gmail.com